Monday, March 16, 2009

Road Trip

I have been on a road trip, I had to go to Utah to a funeral, Mrs Hayes a teacher I had a kabillion years ago. She was a Home Ec teacher and I really loved that woman! We had a class once about birth defects and drugs and big mouth me piped up and said,
"I would love to have a handicapped child, I hope I have one!"
Well, as we all know...that one came back to bite me in the butt!
I have thought about her everyday for 22 years and called an old friend about a month ago and found out she had moved to Vernal, Utah. I never did get her address...I wanted to write and tell her how much she meant to me, how much of an impact she has had on my life and I never did! So...if any of you have anyone in your life like that write that note NOW!!!
Here are a couple of my old friends, with psycho sister on the left end...in Wranglers no less.
I had to drive 2 days in an extremely SMALL SUV, and it got smaller by the minute! I told Homer that I was going to kill her and bury her body off the side of the road! I thought about it, but I did not want to be in prison with with my relatives!


We did have to stop at every Maverick convenience store on the way up to find me a new White Trash Cup. It is a nice bright orange, it's the one on the far left. It's a nice 52 ouncer...
The big one is 120 ouncer! It is very white trash and I got it in Logandale is any of you all want one. I tried to find a bright green one 'cause Teta has one and I have to copy her, I'm just sayin'...
Last week Wheelchair boy and I went with Teta to Extreme Makeover Home Edition, they are here in Vegas! I will post on it later, the big reveal is tomorrow and he was invited...I just get to go because I am the driver! He watches every episode on every channel so we watch it several times a day. It was pretty exciting for him, therefore...exciting for me!
So write that note to someone you love and I will never get all sappy on you again...

12 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I am a little bitter you didn't stop in and see me.

Princess Danell said...

I am impressed with your collection. Did you HAVE to stop at every Maverick to pee, or just to refill your endless bucket-O-diet coke ( I am assuming dc!)? Logandale, aaahhh fond memories. Didn't someone there use to have a camel? Maybe that was Glendale. You could make Logandale your happy place! Don't think I will be nice while I am sun bathing in the tropics. Will be blogging and bragging every day!

Jen said...

You are white trash!! No youre pretty! I guess i need to come cut fat boys hair

Crazy Cousin said...

That orange mug is about as white trash as it gets!
Oh, bytheway, I love you! You have been an inspiration to me my entire adult life.

Mrs Parks said...

I want the big orange cup, but I bet if I set my mind to it I could find a worser one.

Uh... do you live in Vegas?
Just askin.

The Scott Family said...

You have the most entertaining blog. Glad you're back from your trip safe. Logandale rocks.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Okay so I you HAD to go and comment on my blog so that I would come over and see who you were and then spend 15 minutes reading your blog!

You are HILARIOUS!

So refreshing!!! :)

So...I guess...THANKS for stopping by my blog...now I have ONE more to add to the 100 other blogs I follow because I LOVE reading them! :)

Missy said...

Thanks for stopping by! Love your blog! You are too funny!

Tamber said...

You are so funny! Every time I read your blog I get a good laugh. Emma misses the football games. Maybe by chance next year you all will be by us again.....only if you are lucky though..jk. Anyways, good to hear from you, oh, and I don't have enough time on my hands, I just don't choose to do the thing (like cleaning my house) like I should as a good house wife.

The Sorensen Family said...

I love the trailer in you. I miss you and wheelchair boy. The girls and I want to come over for a visit. maybe we could drag our queen grandma with us. let me know if you be jiggy with that. give my wheelchair boy a kiss for me please. I am sorry you didn't get a chance to tell her, but thanks for smacking me into reality. love you

Kristina P. said...

Time for a new post!

Anne Bradshaw said...

Just dropping by to let you know I have a super give-away contest running this week (and every week) on my LDS blog at Not Entirely British

This time the prize is a Celtic music CD "Return to Nauvoo" by the group, Fiddlesticks

Hope you have time to hop on over and take a peek :-)