Friday, April 10, 2009

Ginormous Dilemma!


I have a huge decision to make! I am thinking of changing Cute Sisters name to Mean Sister!
Now, here she is with Wheelchair Boy, she is very good to him and loves him lots, so that is a plus. The other day I called her (she lives about 20 minutes away) and told her I was having a bad day and I needed a Red Mango. So, if you have every HAD a yogurt from Red Mango, you know what I am talking about! She laughed at me...LAUGHED!
Well, as I was finishing a quilt I was making...in walks little sister. Did I mention that little sister is 21 years younger than I am? Psycho Sister was the youngest and she was 17 when Cute Sister was born...I still have nightmares when I think about my parents doing...well you know...
Back to my dilemma, lil' sis walks in with a Red Mango! I have never felt such joy! I reached for it with tears in my eyes...then...here it comes...she tells me I have to go for a walk first! A WALK! Not only a walk a really, really FAST walk! She made me walk 2 and1/2 miles really fast as she literally jogged circles around me...literally!! Does it get any meaner? My poor 51 year old legs were like jelly! Did I mention that she is, like, skinny...and cute...and works out everyday? I really kind of hate her! For her being cute and skinny and all...I'm just sayin'...
THEN...as I am trying to forgive her...she calls me and says..."He went to Jared's!" WHAT THE FLAGNON! Yes people...Guitarman went to Jared's for their 5th anniversary! Diamond necklace, ring, and bracelet! Rubbin' THAT in my 27 married years face! Homer hasn't ever been to Jared's! (OK in his defense...I did get a beautiful Vintage wedding ring for my 25th, but that wouldn't make my story very good now would it?)
So what do yo think? Should I change her name?

5 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Tough call. I'm going to have to say yes. Red Mango is actually healthy for you! I think it makes you lose weight. Especially when you put chocolate chips on it.

Mrs Parks said...

haha!
When you said Jareds I thought Subway!!!

Amy Joy said...

You can change her name but she will still be the cute one. OHHH now what ya going to do change mine? I hope mine will be something to do with having lots of money like shoe girl.

Missy said...

Change the name! You are too funny!

Mother Goose said...

yes, change her name and then give her 10 lashings, well.. of course she may like that or is that you?? LOL

I cant' believe your drink had a condition on it! Mean sister, mean sister. JAREDS! so jealous. yes, definitely mean sister or you can just be known as cinderfreakinrella