Monday, April 27, 2009

Motherhood?

It's been another long week at the zoo, McFly hates me and makes sure that I know it every minute of everyday...but help is on the way! I have an appointment with a Neuropsychologist, so at least she can tell me if I am raising a Sociopath or not!

I had to teach RS yesterday at our church, and I went early to talk to the Bishop and of course he was out of town! Next thing I know...Guy-On-The-Corner who is in my ward asks me how I am and I burst into tears! Now...I pride myself on being known as the chick with no heart or feelings...and I am crying like a little girl! Hello! Uncomfortable! Not only for me but for him as well! Not only does he think we are THE white trash of the neighborhood...he now is feeling sorry for Homer thinking that he has a total basket case for a wife! And to top it all off...he was very nice to me, gave me good advice, AND didn't make fun of me or roll his eyes at me once (that I could see anyway)!

Then to make things worse...he has really good kids and a great wife, so now they both are going to know how pathetic I am...and I swear if he tells one person that I am really a big baby, I will toilet paper his perfectly manicured lawn! I will, I will!

How Homer puts up with me I will never know! I hate that he is a better mother than I am...but hey...I can yell, and he never does unless it is in some kind of sports...never loses his cool, and is never down. Me on the other hand, I internalize everything! So glad he keeps me in check...but he can't cook worth crap!

So let this be a warning to all of you...do not tell anyone that I am sensitive or that I care about anyone...cause I don't...seriously...

5 comments:

Kristina P. said...

It's a hard facade to keep up, isn't it?

I always look forward to your blog. Just thought I would tell you that.

wesley's mom (sue) said...

Ugh! Stress makes me cry too and I hate hate hate crying in front of people.

If it's any consolation, my kids hate me too. That's how you know your doing your job, right?

Jen said...

I love you and I think you are a good mother

Southern Sage said...

came from Shelle

You mean some kids aren't sociopaths? I better go to the doc too then cause both mine act like they are!

David said...

hahah i manicure thaa lawn.........if guy on the corner is


the corner before my house. well my Legal house..... i kinda live at ur house part time
PS... i dont think ur petty..... u rock. all familys are disfunctional
somme just hide it better than others.there is a hole in my boat too

kid down the street