Saturday, February 14, 2009

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

I've decided that I want Pink to be my Valentine...because I want to be her when I grow up. I love her. She probably has a plumber. And she doesn't have kids. And she is just hot. And not old...like me...

Homer did fix the sink yesterday, and it only has 2 leaks. We know have a big pan under the sink instead of cleaning products. Lucky me. Does this mean I don't have to clean anymore? That's what I get for snagging me a CPA instead of a plumber.

Homer took me to dinner for Valentine's Day last night (since Pink has blocked my calls) and to see Danny Gans. Pretty entertaining, (Thanks Uncle Juan!) We also went to the buffet at the Wynn. Tell me, what happened to the good old days of $4.99 buffets? $39.99!!! What the hell! I can't eat $39.99 worth of food! Homer had to get his money's worth though! Only 12 huge crab legs to start...

Anyway, Wheelchair Boy asked Homer for his permission to ask me to be his Valentine since he didn't have one...talk about sweet! That would break my heart if I had one! What great thing did I do in the pre-existence to deserve him?

4 comments:

Mrs Parks said...

It would be fun to be Pink, but it isn't easy being green.

Words of wisdom by Mrs Parks and Kermit the Frog.

Happy Valentines Day!

Kristina P. said...

Wait, I thought WE were Valentines!!

Jen said...

We are sisters! Im obsessed with Pink too and Im in love with Kai...way more than you

Shauna said...

I am new here! What a great blog :)