Wednesday, July 15, 2009

For Women Only!!!

This post is for women only!!! Seriously!!! If you are a guy you may comment and give your opinion, but if you are in my ward or otherwise related, we will NEVER speak of this! And yes, I can be blackmailed...

I have been taking a photography class because I want to be Shelle at BlokThoughts, when I grow up...no seriously, I don't want to take photos for money, I just want to take pics of really old things...architecture, barns, Homer, etc.

Anyway, I was looking at Teach's portfolio, and she has some great work! Which brings me to a question I want to throw out there...I REALLY need some opinions...I want to get a boudoir photo taken for Homer! OK STOP LAUGHING!!!! You will NEVER see it!!!! I promise I will not hang it on the wall next to my Jesus pictures, or display it at my 30 wedding anniversary.

Have you ever thought about it?

Have you ever done it?

Teach had some that were very tastefully done, even of old hags like me! Heavy set women looked gorgeous!

Am I totally creeping you out?

No Boobi showing...just photo shopped skin...what do you think?

Seriously Neighbor Guy on the corner...not a word!!!

24 comments:

~Thought's By Dena~ said...

I think it sounds fantabulous!!! Ive thought about doing it for my Joshy but I talk myself out of it everytime I see myself in the mirror when I step out of the shower!!!!

Homer and Queen said...

Me too!!!

Kristina P. said...

I've never really considered it, but I think it sounds fun! What a great gift!

Delena said...

Go for it. We only go around this world once.!

Jen said...

Ill do it if you do it :)

Melinda said...

I have a plan with a friend of mine to go do that at the end of the summer (you know after I've worked out really hard and look hot, except I haven't been working out...), I think you should do it!!!

April said...

I think he'll love it. I'd never do it! But you have the balls to do it....so to speak...hahaha!!!

Homer and Queen said...

Ummm April...thanks.

Melinda, that's what they made photoshop for, it was invented by a woman so we wouldn't have to work out!

I'm afaid my kids will see it and gouge their eyes out!

Crazy Cousin said...

When I was a photgrapher I shot a whole calendar for my girlfriend to give to her hubby for a gift. It was really well done. Bikini shot on the hood of a convertible, jeans girls with midrif showing on horse, Geisha with kimono opened in the front to show the imagination, a bubble bath surrounded by candles and yes even a lingerie shot on the bed. He was so amazed. The SECRET is "FILTERS". The hazier the filter the sexier the photo. I'm remembering one that looked like a foggy cloud with a slight color tint of either rose or lavendar. Ah, those were the days! I'm hoping whoever stole all my equipment on Maui is putting it to good use! I say go for it!

Amy Joy said...

Every straight guys dream. My neighbors, now gay, almost ex-husband gave her photos to the lawyer. To show her character. I did not see them but she said they weren't trashy. Homer is not gay so GO FOR IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What if your boobs suddenly sag next year when your REALLY old. Just make sure they are OK if ya know what I mean so if they do fall into the wrong hands. I kind of expect that Jen and I will see them someday I mean you showed us the ones hidden under your TV (please don't hurt me I live 3000 miles away)

Amy Joy said...

Jen please tell me who in their right mind would take pictures and put them next to yours. Maybe Kim? Really Jen you should be taking pictues of your hot self every month like it is a prego photo deal. And Cari who do you trust to take the pics?

Deanna said...

I say go for it. I love those when they are tastefully done. I Love when people have enough confidence to do that. I say kick that inner voice who tells you your not thin or pretty enough to the curb and let your self go. You will never regret doing it... but will always wish you would have if you don't!!!!!!

Sandra said...

i'm afraid the photographer would be shaking so hard from laughter that there would be no need for filters. the photos would all be a blur! nope, never considered it, but i think you should do it. then you can show us in the privacy of your blog. no one will tell.

Just Jules said...

Go for it. Do it. Definitely. Why the h*ll not. You never know, you might like them and yourself better after the shot.

Beside you could have a gunny sack on and a bag on your head and your man would love you (you know that).

We'll just take the pics when I am near you and you come see me ;) Either that or go have the pro do it (yeah I would take that as a threat if i were you!)

Have you gone yet? Go!

H.K. said...

I've actually have considered it, but when I practiced my "sexy" look on my husband, he just started laughing! Not the reaction I was looking for, so he'll get a pair of socks for his b/day instead!

Homer and Queen said...

HK, Homer laughs at my "sexy" look too!!!

Missy said...

I think it is a great idea! I have always wanted to do this, but I know every photographer in the tri state area. I would need to do this with someone I would run into at WalMart!

Mrs Parks said...

Heres a link to a gal I know who takes not so dirty semi nude tasteful photos. They are GREAT! I think you should do it = )

http://www.intimacyphotos.com/

Check it out...

Anonymous said...

Dadgumit!
You stole my idea....I was gonna give your husband a boudoir photo. Do you think he would be upset if he got the same gift from me? Fine, you give him the boudoir photo and I will do the calendar thing.

Anonymous said...

I don't know who you think you are you - little tramp! The very idea that you would give another woman's husband something so private and intimate is appauling - especially given that he is so faithful and loving to his wife. I have to admit though that if it weren't so imappropriate, I would be tempted to do the same....oh my gosh, did I actually type that. I am so embarrased. But really, can you blame me? I mean he is so handsome, charismatic, and charming.
Well, anyway tramp....so drooling over that sweet woman's hunky husband.

~Thought's By Dena~ said...

I gave an award to you...go to my blog and get it!!!!

Amy Joy said...

that's too funny! Glad I have nothing better to do then come and check out your comments.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

DO IT!!! Seriously you should do it. I have and I never felt sexier... i was like, I look like THAT??? FOr real???

Do IT!!!

Kristina P. said...

Hey, you! Where did you disappear to?!?