Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Homer here.....what the #$@%!!! I put a temporary fix on the stinkin kitchen faucet (that Nancy broke) to give the little "WENCH" some access to water for a couple days until the new part comes in so I can fix the little fella on the cheap (instead of spending 150 large for a new matching faucet SET) and do I get a "thanks...You da man" maybe a little "thanks for the temporary fix, somebody gonna be gettin some sugar tonight." Noooooooooooo, I get mocked, belittled, and humiliated (which is tough to do to me since I am basically shameless). I telling you that this is the last time I come running to HER rescue. Don't even try to appologize and suck up to me - its to late and I really mean it.....unless you do some really serious suckin up (like maybe a homemade rubarb pie with the lard crust or something big like that). Action is the only thing that can save you now babygirl.

4 comments:

Homer and Queen said...

Nice Honey...aren't you funny!!!!

Andrea said...

I LOVE it!! You guys are TOO CUTE! I hope everything works out OK!

Amy Joy said...

WHATEVER fix it..... RIGHT:) Too bad your Queen can't call her dad. Kick it in high gear Homer Dead Dad has been gone a long time.

TeTa and JeB said...

Hey, how is the tap going. Did you know you can buy a new one. Much easier than the old, plus its usually cuter.