Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Big Trauma!!!

We have had a serious trauma in our lives this week so I have been unable to post. Well here goes...

Wheelchair Boys' 65" big screen TV is broken...I know! IT is terrible! How would you like to lay in bed day in and day out with nothing to do! So me, being the selfish, I mean SELFLESS mother that I am...was forced to give up my computer screen for him. I Know! It is terrible!

Hopefully the guy will come back with the part tomorrow and WB is asleep right now, so I was able to steal a few minutes blogging. I miss you guys! I love to read your blogs and realize that your lives are just as pathetic as mine. Makes me feel good...just sayin'...

Second of all, my yorkie is in heat the the mastiff is going nuts! He corners her and she barks at him and bites him! It is kinda funny! He whines and cries and won't eat 'cuz he can't get himself a little somethin'-somethin'...I know! It's terrible! Typical male huh?!!

Also, this is to the chucklehead that suggested that I read the book "Miss Delacourt"...What the flagnon!!!??
I can diss Miss Heidi 'cuz she doesn't read this blog...so here goes...Very good book..well written, the girl has talent! BUTTT.....what the heck?!!! No smut? None? What is that all about Miss Heidi? I'm all alone on my B-day, feeling sorry for myself, thinkin' I would read me a smut novel...and low and behold...NO SMUT!!!! So now what...I can recommend this book to all of our Young Women? This is so going to kill my highly prized rebellious rep I've got going...(Just kidding Miss Heidi...but you could have at least thrown me a bone on my first historical novel!)

We have also had our grandkids since Friday...I am way too old to be a grandma! We took them to church Sunday, (they don't go), and after the Sacrament song (I Stand All Amazed), the boy yells at the top of his lungs "I want you people to stop singing" Oh it is so funny when you are not the mom!!

Also this is a HUGE SHOUT OUT to all of you young mothers...Princess PePe had an earache and was up all night crying...I had forgotten how hard the no sleep thing was! Admire ya...don't envy ya...just sayin'...

P.S. Read Miss Delacourt...but don't Miss Heidi I said so...

13 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I have missed you! I can't believe you would be so self-sacrficing. Not a quality I admire in people.

Melinda said...

Oh man! You have had a week! I missed you though! I loved everything you wrote, you are hysterical!

The Scott Family said...

You are such a funny lady. How sweet of you to give up your computer. I was just talking to Jason and he asked how Kai(sp?) was doing. I said "You mean Wheelchair Boy?" He can NOT believe you call him that! You are too much. I'm glad you've realized all the rest of our lives are as pathetic as yours;) Glad you had a reminder of what all of us moms with young kids go through.

Princess Danell said...

sounds like fun at your place....Could I just high-five the grandkiddling who yelled at church. That is spectacular. You paid him didn't you? Or you gave him a pretend smack when everyone was watching and then gave him chocolate in the foyer for a job well done.

Amy Joy said...

FUNNY! Send me the pics off your camera from our visit. love ya

Sandra said...

Once I got to the boy telling everyone to stop singing, I was lost! OMG funny.

Yorkie/Mastiff cross. I'm really not seeing that. : 0

April said...

WOOOOW! Let's hope the TV part gets to you QUICKLY! What a martyr you are...giving up your laptop! Do you think THAT will get you to heaven? Do you want me to be lonely? How rude!

Now I just have to get that Yorkie/Mastiff thought out of my mind. Dang you!

btw....I'm with your grandson. Especially if I sit by a certain tone deaf someone in church. Just sayin!

Barbaloot said...

Well, I'm not even gonna pretend that I'm jealous of your week. I'm fairly certain none of it sounds fun. Except for the yelling in sacrament---that will always be a good story:)

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

K that IS horrible! Poor guy!

LOL@ Heidi's book review... I wasn't honest enough to say that it needed more smut! Thanks for covering that for me!

I miss ya... I'm going to make some trips to come to Vegas!!! YEA!

Crazy Cousin said...
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Crazy Cousin said...

hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahaahahahaahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
.....only time in a loooong
time I actually wish I had
been in sacrament meeting with
screaming kids!!!!

~Thought's By Dena~ said...

ok the "tell everyone to stop singing...totally cracks me up!!!!! and the mastiff drooling over the yorkie....thats kinda creepy....Im just sayin

Deanna said...

What a week you've had! I love that your grandson told everyone to stop singing...he's just saying what everyone else is thinking but doesn't dare say.